Funny Texting Shirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human Tee
S / Black
$25.99
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Funny Texting Shirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human Tee
$25.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a tee they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717)
Relaxed, roomy unisex fit. Between sizes or want a closer fit? Size down.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length | 26.62 | 28 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Declare your preference for modern messaging with this humorous vintage block print graphic top. The design centers on a detailed vintage rotary telephone complete with a coiled cord, rendered in rich dark blue and warm yellow-gold tones. Curving around the artwork, the witty statement reads Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human in playful lettering.
This tee makes the ultimate present for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who prefers a quiet text message over a sudden phone call. Printed on a garment-dyed tee, it provides a lived-in relaxed fit with a soft lightweight feel for all-day ease. Perfect for cozy days at home, casual errands, or relaxing with friends.
SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 10.5 in wide x 14 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed in the USA.
