Funny Texting Hoodie - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human: Maroon Gildan hoodie worn by a model

Funny Texting Hoodie - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human

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$46.99
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Funny Texting Hoodie - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human: Maroon Gildan hoodie worn by a model
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Funny Texting Hoodie - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human

Funny Texting Hoodie - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human

$46.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made

How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.

Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy

Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts

Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.

Style

Color: Maroon
Size

Lay a hoodie you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a hoodie they already wear. Size guide

Size & fit: Hoodie (Gildan 18500)

Classic fit, pouch pocket, double-lined hood.

inches S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
Length 27.2 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33.1 33.9
Sleeve 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.5 40.5

Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide

Declare your preference for modern messaging with this humorous vintage block print graphic top. The design centers on a detailed vintage rotary telephone complete with a coiled cord, rendered in rich dark blue and warm yellow-gold tones. Curving around the artwork, the witty statement reads Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human in playful lettering.

This hoodie makes the ultimate present for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who prefers a quiet text message over a sudden phone call. Printed on a hoodie, it provides a lived-in relaxed fit with a soft lightweight feel for all-day ease. Perfect for cozy days at home, casual errands, or relaxing with friends.

SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18500 hoodie, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.

Ships free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each hoodie is printed in the USA.

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