Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human

Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human

S / Dark Heather
$39.99
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Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
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  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
  • Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human
Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human

Funny Texting Crewneck Sweatshirt - Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human

$39.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made

How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.

Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy

Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts

Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.

Style

TeeHoodieCrewneck
Size
Color: Dark Heather

Lay a sweatshirt you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a sweatshirt they already wear. Size guide

Size & fit: Crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)

Classic fit, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

inches S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Sleeve 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.5 40.5

Still unsure? Write to us from the Contact page with your usual size and we will help you pick.

Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide

Declare your preference for modern messaging with this humorous vintage block print graphic top. The design centers on a detailed vintage rotary telephone complete with a coiled cord, rendered in rich dark blue and warm yellow-gold tones. Curving around the artwork, the witty statement reads Do Not Call Me Text Like a Sensible Human in playful lettering.

This sweatshirt makes the ultimate present for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who prefers a quiet text message over a sudden phone call. Printed on a sweatshirt, it provides a lived-in relaxed fit with a soft lightweight feel for all-day ease. Perfect for cozy days at home, casual errands, or relaxing with friends.

SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.

Ships free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each sweatshirt is printed in the USA.

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