Men's Dad Christmas Shirt - Assembly Stats Letterpress Art Tee
S / White
$25.99
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Men's Dad Christmas Shirt - Assembly Stats Letterpress Art Tee
$25.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a tee they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717)
Relaxed, roomy unisex fit. Between sizes or want a closer fit? Size down.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length | 26.62 | 28 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Celebrate the quiet heroism of Christmas Eve toy construction with this humorous statement design. Displaying the text Assembly Stats Batteries Included No Left Over Parts 4 Time 2 AM alongside art of one cylindrical battery with a plus symbol, colored gold, yellow, and dark brown, this piece captures late-night holiday memories. Its vintage letterpress layout adds timeless charm to a funny dad joke.
Designed for handy parents, holiday assemblers, and dads who spend Christmas morning hunting for double-A batteries, this tee is ideal for Christmas Eve prep, unwrapping presents, and casual winter gatherings. Printed on a garment-dyed tee, it provides a soft, lightweight, relaxed feel for staying comfortable through long festive celebrations.
SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — men's fit shown on the male model; see the men's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 12 in wide x 10.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed in the USA.
