Men's Dad Christmas Hoodie - Assembly Stats Letterpress Art
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$44.99
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Men's Dad Christmas Hoodie - Assembly Stats Letterpress Art
$44.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a hoodie you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a hoodie they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Hoodie (Gildan 18500)
Classic fit, pouch pocket, double-lined hood.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Celebrate the quiet heroism of Christmas Eve toy construction with this humorous statement design. Displaying the text Assembly Stats Batteries Included No Left Over Parts 4 Time 2 AM alongside art of one cylindrical battery with a plus symbol, colored gold, yellow, and dark brown, this piece captures late-night holiday memories. Its vintage letterpress layout adds timeless charm to a funny dad joke.
Designed for handy parents, holiday assemblers, and dads who spend Christmas morning hunting for double-A batteries, this hoodie is ideal for Christmas Eve prep, unwrapping presents, and casual winter gatherings. Printed on a hoodie, it provides a soft, lightweight, relaxed feel for staying comfortable through long festive celebrations.
SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18500 hoodie, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each hoodie is printed in the USA.
