Men's Dad Christmas Shirt - Assembly Stats Storybook Art Tee

The facts: Comfort Colors 1717 tee: pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz, garment-dyed and soft-washed, double-needle stitching and no side seams. Relaxed unisex fit, sizes S to 2XL (every measurement is in our size guide). Care: machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours; tumble dry low; do not bleach or iron directly on the print. Printed to order in the USA with water-based direct-to-garment inks.

Celebrate the reality of late night holiday setup with this funny vintage illustrated tee. Highlighting the humorous breakdown of Assembly Stats, Batteries Included: No, Left Over Parts: 4, and Time: 2 AM, this graphic captures every dad's Christmas Eve mission. Paired with a rectangular brown battery shape with a reddish top, it offers relatable festive humor.

Designed for fathers putting together toys and gifts before dawn, this top makes a memorable present for Christmas morning or holiday gatherings. Printed on a White garment-dyed tee, it provides a soft, lightweight, relaxed feel that keeps you cozy while working late into the night. It is an easy style choice for any hardworking parent.

SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — men's fit shown on the male model; see the men's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 12 in wide x 10 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).

Printed to order just for you and shipped free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. I came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under my own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it myself. Each shirt is printed to order in the USA by our production partner (SwiftPOD, via Printify).

Size guide: measurements for the Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717), every size, in inches.