Gift Shirt - Every Single Conversation Feels Like a Deposition

Funny Small Talk Shirt - Every Single Conversation Feels Like a Deposition Tee

S / White
$25.99
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Gift Shirt - Every Single Conversation Feels Like a Deposition

Funny Small Talk Shirt - Every Single Conversation Feels Like a Deposition Tee

$25.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made

How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.

Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy

Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts

Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.

Cold out? Also as a hoodie / crewneck

Size
Color: White

Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a tee they already wear. Size guide

Size & fit: Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717)

Relaxed, roomy unisex fit. Between sizes or want a closer fit? Size down.

inches S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width 18.25 20.25 22 24 26 27.75 29.75
Length 26.62 28 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.5 33.5

Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide

This tee captures the frustration of endless, draining conversations. The design displays a puffin and microphone alongside the text 'EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION / FEELS LIKE A DEPOSITION', a playful way to express the feeling of being interrogated. It’s a funny and relatable sentiment for those who value quiet moments.

Perfect for introverts, anyone who dreads small talk, or a gift for a friend who’s always fielding questions. This tee looks wonderful on an Ivory Comfort Colors tee, offering a soft, lightweight, relaxed fit that's comfortable for days when you just want to retreat.

SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 12 in wide x 11.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).

Ships free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed in the USA.

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