Funny Small Talk Hoodie - Every Single Conversation Feels Like a Deposition
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a hoodie you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a hoodie they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Hoodie (Gildan 18500)
Classic fit, pouch pocket, double-lined hood.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
This hoodie captures the frustration of endless, draining conversations. The design displays a puffin and microphone alongside the text 'EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION / FEELS LIKE A DEPOSITION', a playful way to express the feeling of being interrogated. It’s a funny and relatable sentiment for those who value quiet moments.
Perfect for introverts, anyone who dreads small talk, or a gift for a friend who’s always fielding questions. This hoodie looks wonderful on a Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie, offering a soft, lightweight, relaxed fit that's comfortable for days when you just want to retreat.
SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18500 hoodie, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each hoodie is printed in the USA.
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