Fishing Retirement Ringer Tee - On the Dock Providing an Airtight Alibi
Heather Grey/Black / S
$27.99
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Fishing Retirement Ringer Tee - On the Dock Providing an Airtight Alibi
$27.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a tee they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Ringer tee (Next Level 3604)
Classic fit, lighter cotton.
| inches | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 17.5 | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Embrace the relaxed pace of retirement with a witty graphic stating On The Dock Providing An Airtight Alibi. Featuring a circular frame enclosing a wooden fishing dock over quiet water with a rod resting on top, this vintage artwork brings a humorous nod to peaceful days spent by the lake. The classic layout offers a vintage feel that speaks to anyone who prefers line casting over busy schedules.
This comfortable top is a great choice for grandpas, retired outdoorsmen, and avid anglers who love lazy afternoons near the water. Printed on a soft ring-spun cotton tee, it delivers a soft texture and a cozy relaxed fit perfect for weekend trips, boat docks, or backyard lounging. Give it as a thoughtful gift for birthdays, fatherhood celebrations, or well-earned retirement milestones.
SIZING: Unisex Next Level 3604 ringer tee - a classic, true-to-size fit in light, soft ring-spun cotton with a contrast collar and sleeve bands; see the size guide in the photos. Women who want a relaxed look often size up one.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed in the USA.
