Fishing Retirement Shirt - On the Dock Providing an Airtight Alibi Tee

The facts: Comfort Colors 1717 tee: pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz, garment-dyed and soft-washed, double-needle stitching and no side seams. Relaxed unisex fit, sizes S to 2XL (every measurement is in our size guide). Care: machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours; tumble dry low; do not bleach or iron directly on the print. Printed to order in the USA with water-based direct-to-garment inks.

Bring some lighthearted humor to the water with this delightfully witty, vintage-inspired fishing graphic tee. The design features a peaceful illustration of a simple wooden fishing dock with a fishing rod resting quietly on top of it. It perfectly captures the slow, relaxed pace of retirement and the classic tongue-in-cheek humor shared among lifelong fishing buddies.

This funny tee makes a fantastic retirement gift for grandpas, dads, and any retired outdoor enthusiast who loves spending their days by the lake. It is the perfect apparel for early morning fishing trips, lazy weekend lake house getaways, or casual backyard barbecues. Crafted on a premium Ivory garment-dyed tee, it offers a vintage, lived-in feel and a relaxed fit that keeps you comfortable from sunrise to sunset.

SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — men's fit shown on the male model; see the men's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 11.5 in wide x 11 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).

Printed to order just for you and shipped free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. I came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under my own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it myself. Each shirt is printed to order in the USA by our production partner, Printify.

Size guide: measurements for the Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717), every size, in inches.