Fishing Retirement Crewneck Sweatshirt - On the Dock Providing an Airtight Alibi
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$39.99
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Fishing Retirement Crewneck Sweatshirt - On the Dock Providing an Airtight Alibi
$39.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a sweatshirt you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a sweatshirt they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)
Classic fit, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Still unsure? Write to us from the Contact page with your usual size and we will help you pick.
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Embrace the relaxed pace of retirement with a witty graphic stating On The Dock Providing An Airtight Alibi. Featuring a circular frame enclosing a wooden fishing dock over quiet water with a rod resting on top, this vintage artwork brings a humorous nod to peaceful days spent by the lake. The classic layout offers a vintage feel that speaks to anyone who prefers line casting over busy schedules.
This comfortable top is a great choice for grandpas, retired outdoorsmen, and avid anglers who love lazy afternoons near the water. Printed on a sweatshirt, it delivers a soft texture and a cozy relaxed fit perfect for weekend trips, boat docks, or backyard lounging. Give it as a thoughtful gift for birthdays, fatherhood celebrations, or well-earned retirement milestones.
SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves.
