Retired Ringer Tee - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
White/Black / S
$27.99
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Retired Ringer Tee - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
$27.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a tee they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Ringer tee (Next Level 3604)
Classic fit, lighter cotton.
| inches | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 17.5 | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Embrace the charming perks of retirement with a witty and cozy aesthetic. Featuring the amusing text Warning Retired May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length, this shirt showcases a vintage illustration of a wooden birdhouse with a pointed roof and round hole on a post. Rendered in orange, brown, and navy blue colors, it perfectly captures the simple joy of backyard birdwatching and relaxing mornings.
Designed for recent retirees, passionate birdwatchers, grandparents, and nature lovers, this top makes a memorable retirement party gift or birthday surprise. Printed on a soft ring-spun cotton tee, it provides a soft, lightweight, relaxed feel for easy everyday wear. Put it on for leisurely garden afternoons, morning coffee on the porch, or casual family get-togethers.
SIZING: Unisex Next Level 3604 ringer tee - a classic, true-to-size fit in light, soft ring-spun cotton with a contrast collar and sleeve bands; see the size guide in the photos. Women who want a relaxed look often size up one.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed in the USA.
