Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length

Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length

S / Ash
$39.99
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Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
  • Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length
Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length

Retired Crewneck Sweatshirt - Warning May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length

$39.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made

How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.

Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy

Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts

Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.

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Color: Ash

Lay a sweatshirt you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a sweatshirt they already wear. Size guide

Size & fit: Crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)

Classic fit, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

inches S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Sleeve 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.5 40.5

Still unsure? Write to us from the Contact page with your usual size and we will help you pick.

Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide

Embrace the charming perks of retirement with a witty and cozy aesthetic. Featuring the amusing text Warning Retired May Talk About the Birdfeeder at Length, this sweatshirt showcases a vintage illustration of a wooden birdhouse with a pointed roof and round hole on a post. Rendered in orange, brown, and navy blue colors, it perfectly captures the simple joy of backyard birdwatching and relaxing mornings.

Designed for recent retirees, passionate birdwatchers, grandparents, and nature lovers, this top makes a memorable retirement party gift or birthday surprise. Printed on a sweatshirt, it provides a soft, lightweight, relaxed feel for easy everyday wear. Put it on for leisurely garden afternoons, morning coffee on the porch, or casual family get-togethers.

SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.

Ships free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each sweatshirt is printed in the USA.

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