Owner Shirt - Sleeps Horizontally Sixty Pounds of Immovable Deadweight

Capturing the funny reality of living with pets, this artwork highlights a brown and white basset hound dog lying comfortably in a round woven bed under clouds, framed within an elegant oval border. The warm brown, white, green, and orange tones bring out the humorous charm of a pet taking up the entire sleeping space. Designed with a illustrated storybook warmth, it speaks directly to dog owners who know the sweet struggle of sharing a bed with an immovable, sleepy pup.

Printed on a garment-dyed tee, this shirt features a soft, lightweight, and relaxed fit that keeps you cozy all day long. It makes a delightful dog lover gift for pet parents, hound lovers, or anyone whose furry friend rules the household. Slip it on for weekend lounging, morning dog walks in the park, quiet coffee runs, or relaxed evenings spent snuggled up on the couch with your favorite bed hog.

SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 12.5 in wide x 12.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).

Printed to order just for you and shipped free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed to order in the USA by our production partner, Printify.