The Secret Menu

Every restaurant has one. Ours is hot dogs.

The Secret Menu is Slow Sunday Tees off-menu corner: the hot-dog line. A ballpark tee about priorities, socks with a sasquatch hidden in them, and whatever the kitchen thinks of next. You will not find this in the nav. You found it anyway. Order up.
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  • Save The Dogs funny baseball tee - Otis the sasquatch holding his hot dogs high at a night ballgame, Comfort Colors unisex tee

    Funny Baseball Shirt - Save The Dogs Hot Dog Tee

    Funny Baseball Shirt - Save The Dogs Hot Dog Tee
    $29.99
  • The Full Roster hot dog socks - all-over hot dog pattern on ketchup red with a hidden Otis the sasquatch head

    Hot Dog Socks - The Full Roster (Otis Is Hiding In Them)

    Hot Dog Socks - The Full Roster (Otis Is Hiding In Them)
    $16.99
  • Five Star Dining funny camping tee - Otis the sasquatch grilling hot dogs over a campfire at a Great Lakes sunset, Comfort Colors unisex tee

    Funny Camping Shirt - Five Star Dining Hot Dog Tee

    Funny Camping Shirt - Five Star Dining Hot Dog Tee
    $29.99