Goose Hoodie - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
Maroon / S
$46.99
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Goose Hoodie - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
$46.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a hoodie you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a hoodie they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Hoodie (Gildan 18500)
Classic fit, pouch pocket, double-lined hood.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Bring quirky humor to your waterfront routine with this playful pond defender design. Enclosed in a clean circular frame, a distinctive white and blue goose with a bright yellow beak stands alert atop a post. The cheeky lettering warns that unwanted visitors will face an immediate hiss, capturing the spirited personality of local lake birds.
This comical top is the perfect present for dock owners, cabin hosts, bird enthusiasts, or lakehouse neighbors who appreciate a good chuckle. Wear it while relaxing on the pier, steering the boat, or hosting weekend dock parties. Printed on a hoodie, it provides a ultra-soft, lightweight, and relaxed fit for breezy summer afternoons.
SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18500 hoodie, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each hoodie is printed in the USA.
