Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss

Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss

S / Dark Heather
$39.99
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Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
  • Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss
Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss

Goose Crewneck Sweatshirt - Pond Security Trespassers Get the Hiss

$39.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made

How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.

Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy

Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts

Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.

Style

TeeHoodieCrewneck
Size
Color: Dark Heather

Lay a sweatshirt you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a sweatshirt they already wear. Size guide

Size & fit: Crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)

Classic fit, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

inches S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Sleeve 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.5 40.5

Still unsure? Write to us from the Contact page with your usual size and we will help you pick.

Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide

Bring quirky humor to your waterfront routine with this playful pond defender design. Enclosed in a clean circular frame, a distinctive white and blue goose with a bright yellow beak stands alert atop a post. The cheeky lettering warns that unwanted visitors will face an immediate hiss, capturing the spirited personality of local lake birds.

This comical top is the perfect present for dock owners, cabin hosts, bird enthusiasts, or lakehouse neighbors who appreciate a good chuckle. Wear it while relaxing on the pier, steering the boat, or hosting weekend dock parties. Printed on a sweatshirt, it provides a ultra-soft, lightweight, and relaxed fit for breezy summer afternoons.

SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.

Ships free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each sweatshirt is printed in the USA.

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