Dad Gift Crewneck Sweatshirt - My Kids Think I Know Things.
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$39.99
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Dad Gift Crewneck Sweatshirt - My Kids Think I Know Things.
$39.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a sweatshirt you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a sweatshirt they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)
Classic fit, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Still unsure? Write to us from the Contact page with your usual size and we will help you pick.
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Celebrate classic humor with this funny wise owl design that brings instant smiles to everyone you meet. The artwork showcases an owl wearing a purple robe standing next to a small cylindrical trash can, creating a delightful retro vibe that captures timeless parental wisdom. Printed with premium inks, the subtle vintage graphic feels like an instant favorite from the very first wear, offering a cozy blend of lighthearted charm and everyday comfort for relaxed moments.
This piece makes a brilliant surprise for grandfathers, dads, or any funny family member who loves a good laugh. Crafted on a sweatshirt with a soft, lightweight, relaxed feel, it is perfect for weekend family gatherings, casual backyard barbecues, or lazy mornings around the house. Pair it with your favorite jeans for an effortless outfit that displays witty charm wherever your day takes you.
SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each sweatshirt is printed in the USA.
