Dachshund Owner Shirt - Not Short. Aerodynamic. Tee Comfor
S / White
$25.99
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Dachshund Owner Shirt - Not Short. Aerodynamic. Tee Comfor
$25.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a tee they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717)
Relaxed, roomy unisex fit. Between sizes or want a closer fit? Size down.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length | 26.62 | 28 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Celebrate the delightful charm and energetic speed of long dog breeds with this witty retro design. The crisp print shows a doctor in a white lab coat holding a stopwatch next to a dachshund dog inside a circular tunnel, paired with the clever caption Not Short Aerodynamic. It brings a smile to everyone you pass, celebrating the quirky personality and low-rider athleticism of your favorite four-legged companion.
This adorable top makes a memorable gift for dachshund owners, dog lovers, and vet techs who appreciate clever pet humor. Printed on a garment-dyed tee, the breathable fabric offers a loose silhouette that feels incredibly soft from the very first wear. Wear it out on morning dog walks, visits to the dog park, or relaxed weekend outings with fellow pet enthusiasts.
SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 12 in wide x 10.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed in the USA.
