Dachshund Owner Baby Tee - Not Short. Aerodynamic. Baby Tee Comfor
Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product.
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Celebrate the delightful charm and energetic speed of long dog breeds with this witty retro design. The crisp print shows a doctor in a white lab coat holding a stopwatch next to a dachshund dog inside a circular tunnel, paired with the clever caption Not Short Aerodynamic. It brings a smile to everyone you pass, celebrating the quirky personality and low-rider athleticism of your favorite four-legged companion.
This adorable top makes a memorable gift for dachshund owners, dog lovers, and vet techs who appreciate clever pet humor. Printed on a soft combed ring-spun cotton tee, the breathable fabric offers a loose silhouette that feels incredibly soft from the very first wear. Wear it out on morning dog walks, visits to the dog park, or relaxed weekend outings with fellow pet enthusiasts.
SIZING: Women's Lane Seven LS82001 baby tee, a close fitted cut that runs small: order one size up from your usual tee for a relaxed fit, your usual size for the fitted '90s look. Print size is approximate and varies a little by size; see our size guide.
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A small front print on a fitted '90s baby tee.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves.