Uncle Thanksgiving Crewneck Sweatshirt - The Uncle Section Has Entered Rem Sleep
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a sweatshirt you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a sweatshirt they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)
Classic fit, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Still unsure? Write to us from the Contact page with your usual size and we will help you pick.
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Bring cozy humor to Thanksgiving dinner with this witty retro design. A rectangular retro television showing flying birds sits on a wooden single-leg pedestal table in shades of brown, yellow, green, and black. Accompanied by the words THE UNCLE SECTION HAS ENTERED REM SLEEP, it perfectly captures the post-feast afternoon unwind.
This sweatshirt makes a memorable holiday gift for hilarious uncles, grandpas, and dads who love gathering around the TV after dinner. Wear it for turkey day festivities, football watch parties, or lazy autumn weekends at home. Printed on a sweatshirt, it provides a soft, lightweight, relaxed feel for all-day comfort.
SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each sweatshirt is printed in the USA.