Retirement Gift Shirt - My Calendar is Full of Absolutely Nothing

Unwind completely with a hilarious illustration that celebrates the pure joy of total free time. A plump orange tabby cat wearing black sunglasses hugs a small white rectangular pillow while sleeping soundly on its side. Above and below, curved text reads My Calendar Is Full Of Absolutely Nothing, setting a legendary standard for peaceful relaxation.

This lighthearted design is tailored for recently retired men and women enjoying unstructured days and slow mornings. Show off your schedule on a garment-dyed tee during lazy weekends, vacation days, or afternoon naps. Its soft, lightweight, relaxed feel ensures total ease while doing absolutely nothing at all.

SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 10.5 in wide x 14.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).

Printed to order just for you and shipped free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed to order in the USA by our production partner, Printify.