Retirement Gift Shirt - I'm Not Slow I'm Retired Women's Boxy Tee
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$29.99
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Retirement Gift Shirt - I'm Not Slow I'm Retired Women's Boxy Tee
$29.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a tee they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Women's boxy tee (Comfort Colors 3023CL)
Boxy, slightly cropped body: it is meant to sit wide and short.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Length | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| Sleeve | 15.62 | 16.5 | 17.37 | 18.37 | 19.25 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Celebrate the sweet freedom of life after work with a text-only print designed for relaxing days ahead. Rendered in a soothing cornflower ink, the layout relies entirely on crisp lettering without any pictures or graphics to deliver its witty message. It perfectly captures the joy of trading fast-paced routines for a slower, self-directed pace of living.
This makes a wonderful retirement party gift, milestone birthday present, or thoughtful treat for recently retired friends and family. It is ideal to wear while gardening in the morning, enjoying long coffee breaks, or traveling on off-peak weekdays. Crafted as a garment-dyed tee, it delivers a soft, lightweight, relaxed feel for all-day comfort in your favourite colour.
SIZING: Comfort Colors 3023CL women's boxy tee, cropped, relaxed fit that hits at the high hip. Size UP for more length.
Print size: about 8 in wide x 3 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed in the USA.
