New Year's Eve Shirt - Resolutions Have a Two Day Warranty Tee

Resolutions have a two day warranty, making this humorous tee perfect for anyone who starts the new year with big goals and immediate shortcuts. The design features a calendar page with a bear sitting on a book next to a pile of crumpled paper in brown and yellow tones. Its retro charm captures the relatable feeling of quitting early.

Ideal for friends, family, or coworkers who love sarcastic humor, this shirt brings smiles to holiday gatherings and casual weekend hangs. Crafted on a garment-dyed tee, it offers a soft, lightweight texture and a relaxed fit that keeps you cozy all day whether you are lounging or running errands.

SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 10.5 in wide x 12.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).

Printed to order just for you and shipped free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed to order in the USA by our production partner, Printify.