New Year Crewneck Sweatshirt - My Resolution Lasted Less Than the Hangover
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a sweatshirt you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a sweatshirt they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)
Classic fit, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Still unsure? Write to us from the Contact page with your usual size and we will help you pick.
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Start the new year with an honest nod to midnight celebrations and short-lived promises. Featuring the playful phrase My Resolution Lasted Less Than the Hangover alongside a cozy vintage illustration of a raccoon sleeping curled up on a yellow sofa next to a wine bottle, this retro graphic brings lighthearted humor to your holiday morning. Colored in warm brown, black, and mustard yellow tones, it captures that relatable moment when staying awake falls short.
Designed for partygoers, midnight skippers, and anyone who loves a good laugh, this top makes a fantastic gift for friends. Printed on a sweatshirt, it offers a soft, lightweight, relaxed feel that is perfect for lazy January afternoons, coffee runs, or relaxing at home. You will love wearing it to casual weekend hangouts when comfort is essential.
SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each sweatshirt is printed in the USA.
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