Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.

Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.

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$25.99
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Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
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  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Comfort Colors 1717 tee worn by two models, showing the fit and colours
  • Comfort Colors 1717 tee close-up of the collar, fabric and tag
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad. - photo 6
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad. - photo 5
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad. - photo 4
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.
  • Comfort Colors 1717 tee worn by two models, showing the fit and colours
  • Comfort Colors 1717 tee close-up of the collar, fabric and tag
Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.

Guitar Player Gift Shirt - I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad.

$25.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made

How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.

Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy

Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts

Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.

Style

Cold out? Also as a hoodie / crewneck

Size
Color: Black

Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a tee they already wear. Size guide

Size & fit: Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717)

Relaxed, roomy unisex fit. Between sizes or want a closer fit? Size down.

inches S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width 18.25 20.25 22 24 26 27.75 29.75
Length 26.62 28 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.5 33.5

Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide

Wear your musical humor proudly with a retro illustrated style print that speaks directly to every acoustic musician's soul. The artwork illustrates a boy playing a large brown acoustic guitar beneath a gray cloud raining blue drops, with the relatable phrase I Only Know Two Songs. Both Are Sad. printed around it. It captures the melancholic beauty of learning an instrument in a cute, lighthearted way that fellow guitarists will instantly appreciate.

An ideal present for guitar players, songwriters, indie music lovers, or anyone who loves acoustic jam sessions and quirky humor. Styled on a garment-dyed tee, this top delivers a premium, soft, lightweight, and relaxed feel that makes it an easy favorite for daily wear. It is perfect for open mic nights, band rehearsals, casual coffee dates, or relaxing evenings practicing chords in your living room.

SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 12 in wide x 12.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).

Ships free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed in the USA.

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