Eggnog Is Basically A Liquid Excuse, worn, White

Funny Eggnog Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt - Eggnog Is Basically A Liquid Excuse

S / White
$39.99
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Eggnog Is Basically A Liquid Excuse, worn, White

Funny Eggnog Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt - Eggnog Is Basically A Liquid Excuse

$39.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made

How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.

Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy

Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts

Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.

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Lay a sweatshirt you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a sweatshirt they already wear. Size guide

Size & fit: Crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)

Classic fit, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

inches S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Sleeve 33.5 34.5 35.5 36.5 37.5 38.5 39.5 40.5

Still unsure? Write to us from the Contact page with your usual size and we will help you pick.

Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide

This playful design captures the feeling of cozy Christmas gatherings and those little indulgences we all enjoy. It playfully declares eggnog as 'basically a liquid excuse,' perfect for anyone who loves to embrace festive traditions with a wink.

The sweatshirt is ideal for dads, grandpas, or friends—anyone who appreciates a touch of humor during the holidays. Imagine them wearing it on a Gildan Heavy Blend sweatshirt while sharing stories and laughter around the fireplace.

SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.

Ships free in the US.

HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each sweatshirt is printed in the USA.

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