Funny Couple Hoodie - Showing Affection by Not Making Eye Contact
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a hoodie you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a hoodie they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Hoodie (Gildan 18500)
Classic fit, pouch pocket, double-lined hood.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
This design playfully captures a relatable moment for couples who express love in quiet ways. The simple text design speaks volumes about unspoken connection and shared boundaries, offering a humorous take on affection. It’s a subtle nod to a deeper bond.
Perfect for married women who enjoy quiet evenings and appreciate a touch of dry humor. Wear this soft, comfortable Ivory Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie during a cozy night in, sharing a knowing smile with your partner.
SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18500 hoodie, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each hoodie is printed in the USA.
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