Dog Owner Shirt - Retired Racer. Full-time Porch. Tee
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a tee they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717)
Relaxed, roomy unisex fit. Between sizes or want a closer fit? Size down.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length | 26.62 | 28 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Honor the peaceful life of adoptable pups with a heartwarming graphic design made for dog lovers. The classic illustration highlights a grey brindle greyhound dog lounging contentedly on a wooden porch swing fitted with a bright red cushion, under a yellow canopy with a small green bottle on the side shelf. Printed with Retired Racer. Full-Time Porch., it celebrates a well-earned life of leisure.
This sweet graphic tee makes a meaningful dog lover gift for pet parents, rescuers, and fans of cozy porch living. Printed on a garment-dyed tee, it boasts a soft, lightweight, relaxed fit that feels comfortable all day long. Wear it while walking your pup, lounging on your deck, or enjoying a slow weekend morning at home.
SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 12 in wide x 12 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed in the USA.