Christmas Shirt - Slept Like a Baby? Woke Up Every Two Hours Tee
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a tee they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717)
Relaxed, roomy unisex fit. Between sizes or want a closer fit? Size down.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length | 26.62 | 28 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Newborn life means round-the-clock duty and celebrating small victories with plenty of caffeine. Highlighting the humorous quote Slept Like a Baby Woke Up Every Two Hours, this shirt captures the hilarious reality of late night feedings and early morning wake-up calls. Classic vintage typography paired with a subtle baby monitor graphic gives this piece relatable parenting charm.
Designed for exhausted new moms, sleep-deprived dads, and first-time parents surviving early parenthood, this top makes a comforting Christmas gift. Printed on a garment-dyed tee, the incredibly soft lightweight fabric and relaxed casual fit keep you cozy during midnight nursery visits. Wear it for cozy holiday mornings, quiet coffee runs, or restful afternoons on the couch.
SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed in the USA.