Carpenter Gift Crewneck Sweatshirt - Funny Measured Twice Math Joke
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$39.99
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Carpenter Gift Crewneck Sweatshirt - Funny Measured Twice Math Joke
$39.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a sweatshirt you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a sweatshirt they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Crewneck sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)
Classic fit, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Sleeve | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Still unsure? Write to us from the Contact page with your usual size and we will help you pick.
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Celebrate the beautiful chaos of DIY projects with this hilarious design made for anyone who is better at building than calculating. Featuring a single vertical, pointed wooden pencil in a charming vintage style, this sweatshirt captures the real struggle of garage tinkerers and amateur woodworkers everywhere. It is a lighthearted nod to those moments when the measurements are perfect but the actual math still somehow goes completely wrong.
This cheeky design is the ultimate funny garage gift for your favorite weekend builder, maker, or tinkerer to wear during their next big project. Printed on a soft sweatshirt, it offers that perfectly relaxed, lived-in feel that keeps you comfortable while you work in the shop. It is a fantastic birthday or holiday surprise for anyone who loves spending hours creating things with their hands while laughing at their own mistakes.
SIZING: Unisex Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, classic fit. Order your usual size, or size up for a roomier look.
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves.
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