60th Birthday Gift Shirt - Sixty Years of Experience. Zero Patience.
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$25.99
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60th Birthday Gift Shirt - Sixty Years of Experience. Zero Patience.
$25.99
Printed in the USA · Ships in 1–3 business days · Free replacement if damaged How it's made
How it's made: an original Slow Sunday design, checked by us before it goes on a product. Printed in the USA in 1–3 business days, then 2–5 days in transit with free US shipping.
Damaged or misprinted? Free replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery, no return needed. No change-of-mind returns. Return policy
Free US shipping on tees, long sleeves, hoodies and sweatshirts
Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the contiguous US.
Lay a tee you like flat and measure across the chest. Compare with the chart's flat chest width, not your body chest. Buying as a gift? Measure a tee they already wear. Size guide
Size & fit: Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717)
Relaxed, roomy unisex fit. Between sizes or want a closer fit? Size down.
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length | 26.62 | 28 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
Inches, garment laid flat: width is armpit to armpit. Full size guide
Showcase sixty years of earned wisdom and zero tolerance for nonsense with this humorous retro graphic print. The design highlights a stoic tortoise sporting a bright orange party hat while facing an orange sphere, set off by bold, clean lettering that reads Sixty Years Of Experience. Zero Patience. It is a witty, delightfully dry statement piece full of vintage souvenir charm.
This cheeky top is a brilliant birthday present for new sixty-year-olds who love a good chuckle about growing older. It is great for wearing to birthday brunches, family backyard cookouts, or casual weekend outings on a garment-dyed tee. Made from ultra soft, lightweight cotton, it offers a relaxed shape that keeps you comfortable all day.
SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.
Print size: about 11.5 in wide x 12.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).
Ships free in the US.
HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed in the USA.
