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Featuring a colorful illustration of a crested yellow bird among brown seeds, this piece perfectly captures the vocal personality of our feathered bosses. It is a warm, humorous nod to mornings filled with chirps, squawks, and opinionated demands for breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis charming top makes a wonderful gift for bird moms, parrot dads, and avian veterinarians who know exactly how loud breakfast time can get. Printed on a soft Ivory garment-dyed tee, its relaxed feel and retro color palette make it perfect for slow weekend mornings at home, trips to the local pet shop, or casual coffee dates with fellow animal lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order just for you and shipped free in the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. I came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under my own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it myself. 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