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Flat measurements in inches (size tolerance 1.5 in):\u003cbr\u003eS: 18.25 in wide x 26.62 in long\u003cbr\u003eM: 20.25 in wide x 28 in long\u003cbr\u003eL: 22 in wide x 29.37 in long\u003cbr\u003eXL: 24 in wide x 30.75 in long\u003cbr\u003e2XL: 26 in wide x 31.62 in long\u003cbr\u003eWidth is half the chest, measured 1 inch below the armhole; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Between sizes, size up for a roomier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCOLOURS OFFERED: White, Butter, Blossom, Chalky Mint, Ivory. Screen colours can look slightly different in person.\u003cbr\u003ePrint size: about 10 in wide x 12.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order just for you and shipped free in the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. Each shirt is printed to order in the USA by our production partner, Printify.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Slow Sunday Tees","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67870306763119,"sku":"15707402118238961423","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Butter","offer_id":67870306795887,"sku":"21341499168961893529","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blossom","offer_id":67870306828655,"sku":"12913342361508336503","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Chalky Mint","offer_id":67870306861423,"sku":"93681524278983943718","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ivory","offer_id":67870306894191,"sku":"71803708348612575025","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67870306926959,"sku":"31558085720725082219","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Butter","offer_id":67870306959727,"sku":"98008255154383382092","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blossom","offer_id":67870306992495,"sku":"12430003904944513347","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Chalky Mint","offer_id":67870307025263,"sku":"21095912205042714410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ivory","offer_id":67870307058031,"sku":"26380140860296031319","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67870307090799,"sku":"21114073402925244294","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Butter","offer_id":67870307123567,"sku":"12270915052974878382","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blossom","offer_id":67870307156335,"sku":"13404186433978387163","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Chalky Mint","offer_id":67870307189103,"sku":"34885608995945090414","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ivory","offer_id":67870307221871,"sku":"15166905565812400431","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67870307254639,"sku":"24981752166121526538","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Butter","offer_id":67870307287407,"sku":"23845831020092290060","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Blossom","offer_id":67870307320175,"sku":"59809228048669664719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Chalky Mint","offer_id":67870307352943,"sku":"19533416214861879806","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67870307385711,"sku":"86020164212943047059","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67870307418479,"sku":"22389178629006230754","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Butter","offer_id":67870307451247,"sku":"10726986984145499864","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Blossom","offer_id":67870307484015,"sku":"85830350925549412796","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Chalky Mint","offer_id":67870307516783,"sku":"21872334480915365311","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67870307549551,"sku":"41030369524802557415","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/7277\/6303\/files\/design_12004_Ivory_scene_male_front.jpg?v=1792905450","url":"https:\/\/shop.slowsundaytees.com\/products\/patch-rules-no-pumpkin-left-unpetted-shirt-dad-tee","provider":"Slow Sunday Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}