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Paired with a rectangular brown battery shape with a reddish top, it offers relatable festive humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned for fathers putting together toys and gifts before dawn, this top makes a memorable present for Christmas morning or holiday gatherings. Printed on a White garment-dyed tee, it provides a soft, lightweight, relaxed feel that keeps you cozy while working late into the night. It is an easy style choice for any hardworking parent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — men's fit shown on the male model; see the men's size guide in the photos.\u003cbr\u003ePrint size: about 12 in wide x 10 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order just for you and shipped free in the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. I came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under my own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it myself. 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