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It perfectly captures the relatable struggle of summer evening campfires and outdoor gatherings when insects take over.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCreated for hikers, campers, and outdoor enthusiasts who know the relentless bug battle all too well, this graphic top adds humor to any trip. Printed on a Black garment-dyed tee, it offers a soft, lightweight, and relaxed feel suitable for woodland hikes, evening bonfires, or casual summer weekend hangouts with friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.\u003cbr\u003ePrint size: about 7 in wide x 15.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order just for you and shipped free in the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. I came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under my own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it myself. Each shirt is printed to order in the USA by our production partner (SwiftPOD, via Printify).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ssg-size-guide\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide#unisex-tee\"\u003emeasurements for the Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717)\u003c\/a\u003e, every size, in inches.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Slow Sunday Tees","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67837298147695,"sku":"15044148304029641076","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Butter","offer_id":67837298180463,"sku":"56554709794226879340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blossom","offer_id":67837298213231,"sku":"13888564211610812569","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ivory","offer_id":67837298245999,"sku":"27620425237285920648","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67837298278767,"sku":"28952598118569227887","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Butter","offer_id":67837298311535,"sku":"16157123003367642353","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blossom","offer_id":67837298344303,"sku":"56960787527617233386","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ivory","offer_id":67837298377071,"sku":"32220147573446022480","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67837298409839,"sku":"18435419701413205397","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Butter","offer_id":67837298442607,"sku":"12728118866298205707","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blossom","offer_id":67837298475375,"sku":"19598357870203918095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ivory","offer_id":67837298508143,"sku":"24408269478578374743","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67837298540911,"sku":"12295488217846652940","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Butter","offer_id":67837298573679,"sku":"29147741901123428497","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Blossom","offer_id":67837298606447,"sku":"13316087781250444085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67837298639215,"sku":"74250408959455617541","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67837298671983,"sku":"23746150193933886259","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Butter","offer_id":67837298704751,"sku":"19819273058463133849","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Blossom","offer_id":67837298737519,"sku":"16417610353401436366","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67837298770287,"sku":"11301243390061018470","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/7277\/6303\/files\/design_14951_White_scene_male_front.jpg?v=1792671508","url":"https:\/\/shop.slowsundaytees.com\/products\/funny-camping-shirt-im-only-here-to-feed-the-mosquitoes-tee","provider":"Slow Sunday Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}