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Wear it out on morning dog walks, visits to the dog park, or relaxed weekend outings with fellow pet enthusiasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.\u003cbr\u003ePrint size: about 12 in wide x 10.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShips free in the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. We came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under our own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it ourselves. 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