{"product_id":"carpenter-gift-shirt-i-can-fix-that-if-you-stop-watching-me","title":"Carpenter Gift Shirt - I Can Fix That If You Stop Watching Me","description":"\u003cp class=\"ssg-facts\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe facts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comfort Colors 1717 tee: pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz, garment-dyed and soft-washed, double-needle stitching and no side seams. Relaxed unisex fit, sizes S to 2XL (every measurement is in our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003esize guide\u003c\/a\u003e). Care: machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours; tumble dry low; do not bleach or iron directly on the print. Printed to order in the USA with water-based direct-to-garment inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn orange tool pouch holds a hammer and two chisels on a workbench — for the carpenter who can fix that, if you stop watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExpress your hands-on expertise and sarcastic humor with a rugged, hand-colored plate style graphic tee. Featuring an orange leather tool pouch holding a hammer and two chisels placed on a wooden bench against a striped circular orange background, this artwork showcases traditional trade craftsmanship paired with a classic blunt phrase. It speaks directly to skilled workers who prefer doing the job uninterrupted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis practical tradesman shirt makes an exceptional gift for him, carpenters, framers, handymen, and DIY enthusiasts. Styled on a Black garment-dyed tee, it maintains a soft, lightweight, relaxed feel perfect for working in the shop, weekend project days, or casual evening hangouts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos.\u003cbr\u003ePrint size: about 7 in wide x 15.5 in tall on sizes L and up (the print is scaled to the shirt, so it is a little smaller on the smaller sizes).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order just for you and shipped free in the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. I came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under my own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it myself. Each shirt is printed to order in the USA by our production partner (SwiftPOD, via Printify).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ssg-size-guide\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide#unisex-tee\"\u003emeasurements for the Unisex tee (Comfort Colors 1717)\u003c\/a\u003e, every size, in inches.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Slow Sunday Tees","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67830016868719,"sku":"23849786696572545510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ivory","offer_id":67830016901487,"sku":"66814185505281380320","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67830016934255,"sku":"31331863704161189392","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ivory","offer_id":67830016967023,"sku":"23957042350004233801","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67830016999791,"sku":"17825633779524513033","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ivory","offer_id":67830017032559,"sku":"76868477775007217085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67830017065327,"sku":"93350819716372547152","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67830017098095,"sku":"55737122433741353445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67830017130863,"sku":"17624079733672540407","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67830017163631,"sku":"22801019919240362208","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/7277\/6303\/files\/design_15292_Ivory_scene_male_front.jpg?v=1792644727","url":"https:\/\/shop.slowsundaytees.com\/products\/carpenter-gift-shirt-i-can-fix-that-if-you-stop-watching-me","provider":"Slow Sunday Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}